Zombeavers
Written by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
You hear your sweetheart scream
She tells you why, you don't believe her
She saw one in the bathroom
It's no lie, it's a Zombeaver
Contaminated by toxic goo
A random genetic mistake
They're semi-aquatic, they're hungry for you
Boys and girls stay away from the lake
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
A cheerful gang of college students
Think they're on vacation
Instead, they're dodging beaver chompers
And facing their damnation
Don't board up the doorways and windows, my friend
It won't do any good
These furry brown bastards are fully equipped
And they'll chew right through your wood
Say goodbye to your golden retriever
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
So brace yourself, you've never witnessed
Rodents quite like these
Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape
They've blocked the road with trees
Check your bodies for scratches, you can't be too careful
Their claws are a cause for concern
Yes, once you're infected
It's only a matter before you turn into
Zombeavers
(spoiler alert)
Zombeavers
Look out they're coming through the walls
Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers, baby
